As you are reading this, I am already on vacation.
Depending on the awesomeness of your perception, I am either time travel blogging or you know, using the notoriously wonky WordPress scheduling feature. In fact, if this doesn’t post at 10 am on Friday I won’t give a fuck because I will be eating a Texas shaped waffle the size of my head with my dude. If you don’t know why that’s the best then you are wrong about life.
Andy and I love you all very much so we’re leaving you in the care of your old friend RoboJackass next week. It will be like it always is, RoboJackass is that uncle that tells you all the stories that you never want to hear again but you will be so grateful when we return with tales of adventure that you will appreciate our slide show of great urinals of the South. (Dear Andy, can we please make this happen?)
What will our adventures hold?
A little of this-
A lot of this-
And just a bit of this on the way back home-
A Very Downflaw Vacation Special to follow. I promise!