Lets say we were going to replace "god" because he’s doing a crappy job…If you could pick a God (kind of like the one we already have but a lot nicer) from any living or dead person, character, whatever. Who would it be?
Dear Natalie Fun,
Three words: Charles. Nelson. Riley.
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