If asian girls know I have “yellow fever”, is that a turnoff?
Dear Charlton Heston,
Interesting dilemma. I think the bigger question here is-
No, you know what? Fuck you. Just…I’ve been doing this column for a year and a half now and I can’t fucking bear the level of stupidity that comes across my desk. “Yellow fever”? Really? Fuck you, Charley. Fuck you and the socially inept horse you rode in on. Instead of answering your awful, racist question I’m going to post a picture of an adorable baby otter. Kiss my hairy white ass.