Happy Fourth of July!

happy 4th

why u no

Why the hell are you on the internet right now? It’s July 4th, the day when all good Americans celebrate how awesome we are! There’s meat to be grilled, frisbees to be awkwardly thrown about and family to pretend that you enjoy being around, so get your ass outside. Seriously.





The Fatal Downflaw staff will not be bringing you new material today because we are asserting our independence in the traditional way: drinking heavily, gorging ourselves on potato salad in the most hideous display of gluttony this side of a Roman orgy, blowing shit up, killing the British, and indulging in some of our favorite patriotic films.

inrearendence day


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About Andrew Nienaber

Andrew has been a bartender, ice cream truck driver, teacher, critic, writer, all-around theater professional and director of operas. This is by far the most exciting and least lucrative job he's ever had. He also has a novel called Truly, Deeply Disturbed, which is available on Amazon and other fine book-selling outlets.